Suicidal Christmas

by Michael Rattray

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From the opening jingle of sleigh bells to the ringing guitar hook that drives this unseasonal ditty along, Suicidal Christmas is a tune to savour. 'Celebrating' all that's depressing about the festive season, its big glam sound and singalong chorus should be enough to lure any miserablist out from under the duvet.

Stuart McHugh, Jockrock


I'm staying in bed for christmas. I'm sticking with misery.
I'll be doing my best to avoid the consumerist cavalry
Its the worst time of the year if you're feeling miserable my dear
It would be nice to disappear for the whole of December

Have a suicidal Christmas, everybody sing along
It's the last thing on my mind this year coz everything is wrong
Have a suicidal Christmas send those sleigh bells on their way
Am I the only one who wishes it would go away?

Cliff Richard and Shakin' Stevens and all things sickly sweet
Give me death and destruction and Morrissey on repeat


released December 6, 2010


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Composer, singer and artist based in Perth, Scotland.

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